
This critter was flying around in the house at a dinner party the other night. Like any Master Naturalist I whipped out a bug box and took it home. The first choice on INaturalist was the banded hickory borer, a perfect visual fit. It is a warm and fuzzy creature with heavy eye shadow above the eyes and long sexy antennae. "The better to sniff out your hickory my dear!" It measured an inch long and was very patiently waiting in the refrigerator the next morning.

These beetles are actually kind of cute once you get to know them although they can pinch lightly with their jaws if you hold them tight. They make a squeaking sound by stridulation by rubbing their body parts together, like running your finger down a comb. They do this when threatened but it doesn't take much, just a little poking with a pencil eraser did the trick with this one. You can hear this one here recorded on my phone.

With the exceptions of insects that transmit disease and invasive species that destroy our natural environment, most of the "pests" are just insects and plants trying to make a living like they did thousands of years before we arrived with our preconditioned notions of nature as a mowed lawn and the perfect tree in the front yard. I suspect some of them are muttering under their breath, "Hey bipeds, just get over it!"